dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

thehalfwrittenbook:

when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm

  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

kurtbort:

*swirls $6.99 wine*

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

cara-phernelia:

"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography

scaredycatfrend:

finally, a costume for me

scaredycatfrend:

finally, a costume for me

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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