black-quadrant:

don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind

don’t use them for their generosity

and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice

good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded

treat these people right

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

kissmeandshutupp:

All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

amoying:

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea